“When people write [bad things] about me, I don’t know if it’s [because] I’m good-looking, I’m biracial, I make the most money, I play on the most popular team …” – Alex Rodriguez, from this week’s Sports Illustrated

It’s none of the above you freaking idiot.  I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again.  You have no honor.  I hope you get traded to Kansas City and rot there.